i intentionally wrote it out to be an illegible mess

i'm slightly embarrassed and slightly proud over this.

man oh man, benadryl gives me the most insane dreams. i swear, the one that i had last night was like 4 hours long. i mostly dreamt about being pregnant... and i was actually really happy about it, but i wasn't telling anyone because i apparently wasn't showing at all. it got to the point where i was 9 months and having contractions so i FINALLY told my parents, ahaha. and first, they were shocked and everything, and then my dad was like, "you need to tell the father." and i said, "i can't, he ignores me. he hates me. we were never anything, so i don't want him to be anything to this child." and thennnn my mom informed me she was 9 months pregnant, too! and then i had the baby. and named her zoey margaret. and my mom had her baby a day later and named her lily jeanne. i actually really like both of those names.

i woke up slightly disappointed/relieved that i'm not pregnant and don't have a child. odd, odd, odd. it was so vivid.

now i'm off to the doctor, ugh. 9am. i hate mornings.

there's not a lot that i am good at -- but i'm good at getting guys to want me. not date me or marry me, but want me.

of course i'm having issues with this.

i realize that i'm posting about this on every social networking site possible (well, so far just twitter and facebook) but i MUST post about it here too! i'm just that happy over it.

last week, my macbook went kaput. like. completely. i think i complained about it here. soo. i had to throw up my white flag and set up an appointment for applecare to call me. when they did, they called RIGHT on time and the phone call only lasted for 7 minutes (awesome moment #1). then a day later i received the box to ship off the macbook (awesome moment #2). the very next day i got a call from apple saying that they got my macbook, but the repairs were going to cost $1200 at least (unawesome moment #1). during the conversation, i sweet talked the guy on the end of the line and acted all oblivious as to ~why my laptop was dead~ and i said i was very sad over it because i had nothing to do during the day while i take care of my ailing grandmother (lol) and he replied to all of that with "aww you're so sweet. i'll see what i can do for you." (awesome moment #3) SO anyway. fast forward to today (only 2 days later!), the doorbell rang at 10am. fedex, holla! i opened up the box, and lo and behold apple sent me back pretty much a brand spankin' newww macbook -- new logic board, heatsink, battery, connector, top case, and bottom case! so it looks GORGEOUS and brand new and it works like a charm! (awesome moment #infinity)... and they didn't charge me a penny!

i'm really ecstatic and pleased with them!

i have decided that i don't really like avocado.